you're sure of a big surprise,
If you go down to the woods today
you'd better go in disguise.
For every crafter that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because,
Today there's fat quarters for only $3.50.
Every crafter who's been good
Is sure of a treat today,
There's lots of wonderful things to craft
And wonderful fabric to buy.
Beneath the stall where no body sees
They part with their money with glee,
'Cause that's the way that crafters are at Craft Fairs.